well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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