i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
