I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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