dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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