out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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