Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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