Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I skipped work to stalk him.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Is Oprah even human
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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