I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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