I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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