People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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