dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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