none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
That accounts for only three of the penises
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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