Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I didn't notice because vodka
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
When are your genitals available?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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