On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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