I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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