im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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