At least make sure they are 18
Why
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I deserve this hangover.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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