It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
50% drunk capacity currently
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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