I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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