ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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