Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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