Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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