how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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