Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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