I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
my being single is dangerous.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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