k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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