I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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