And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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