Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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