This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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