I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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