Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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