You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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