He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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