Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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