I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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