yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Randomize
