After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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