wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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