He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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