And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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