you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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