Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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