it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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