ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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