Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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