am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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