Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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