Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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