well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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