Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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