don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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