We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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